This past weekend I was at show were all that had to be supplied was extra lighting. Because of in house PA. Now the show was going alright with minor complications like the PA was complete shit. But you can't fix something that is not yours to fix. So sitting in a DJ booth not being able to here vocals and lead guitar the light show was sub par. But in before the second set started ninja Nate figured out that some of the shit was not plugged into the counsel right so I had to go on stage and hit the drums so Nate could make them not sound shitty. On my way to the stage a morbidly obese female wanted to talk to me so being the gentleman I am I said I would talk to her on the way back. So on the way back I stopped to talk and that's when she said and I quote "you look like Jesus and I've always wanted to fuck Jesus". I was less than impressed so I said Jesus must stay celibate. And walked off now was this being an asshole I think not Jesus does not look like a chubby chaser to me he looks more like the Asian hooker type.:)
Now on to part two I was reading the New York Times today which is very rare for me since I hate all news/media outlets but this caught my eye. A six year old boy is sent to reform school because he brought a knife/spoon/fork to school. Now I was all for this kid to not get kicked out until I read the part were the kid says "I think the rules are what is wrong, not me" Now is were I draw the line fuck you and your parents for not teaching you to follow the rules and saying don't worry if you fuck up never expect stupid consequences. This might be harsh to say to a six year old but come on the rules are what is wrong not me fuck off if you would have kept your mouth shut you would have RainMan and his legion of followers on your side and that's a good thing trust me. Another thing the parents were to stupid to realize there son was bringing a knife to school which means he was hiding it from his parents so he could bring it to school. He knew it was wrong and might get him in trouble but he wanted to be a cool kid which is proven by his other comment “I just think the other kids may tease me for being in trouble". Now I must sleep because I am sick and coughing up shit. Rainman an asshole I think not.
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I like to picture baby jesus as a chubby-cahser, but that's me. Everything else was genious. Keep up the good fight!
ReplyDeleteJesus hung around with fisherman which means it smelled like sushi.If it smells like sushi it is an asian hooker.
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