Hallowicked

Well I've got no good new stories so I shall tell an old one never told. Last year at Halloween I had a show at a crummy little bar in the middle of no were running a band for the first time, a band I've come to enjoy their strange choice in music the band is Tate Rooper. But my story is about the vampire hotties. Unlike your normal vampire hotties these were dressed in white bridal dresses or so I thought. I asked them if they were the brides of Dracula were was Dracula(I was sporting my own set of fangs dressed all in black)? They said they were not brides of Dracula but prom vampires. I said that's to bad I just happen to be Dracula and need some brides. One blew me off but the other decided my wit and charm were just to much for her and she danced and grinded on me most of the night(which made running lights rather difficult). After the two did not win the costume contest even after making out on stage she came back towards me and wanted to leave, but this was in between the second and third set, so I was chained to the show thankfully she stayed till the last set was over. We loaded out faster than normal but now I was stuck this chick is in a crummy town an hour away from were I was staying at the time. I thought I would get now vampire ass. Wrong again she lived in Green Bay she was there to celebrate Halloween with her friend. She was supposed to stay at her friends house but I guess my charm was to much because ninja Nate drove home alone and I drove home with a vampire hottie. In the end though after doing things with her for a few weeks I decided she was crazy and I went home. But vampire sex is awesome. Have a happy Satan's Day I know I will try I've got a wedding to go to were I know no one. Maybe I will get brides maids ass. Here's hoping.