Detroit Rock City

This New Years I spent in Detroit making money. Out of a six person crew two were incompetent and I have to use person crew because there was a female on the crew. Now before you start thinking this is a positive I shall stop you there. She was weird looking and scuzzy. She was on the crew because of her boy friend he was the other incompetent member, not because he didn't know anything but because he was the complainer of the group. Now on to the show load in went well (our light guy was Beavis the light guy for Devildriver who toured with Slipknot this past year). So Beavis and me set up the light rig. GBNate and BDNate and incompetent #2 set up the sound. Went to bed about five am. Got up at noon and stood around till about two when the band showed up the bands name was The Vonbondies. In my opinion they are a good punk band. Show started about eight their were two bands before the headliner who I ran lights for while Beavis got wasted he came back really fucked up which showed when it was time to run lights. So over all I am still the light master compared to anyone I've ever worked with because I don't get fucked up at shows. After show loaded up but not out waited till mourning got up and drove twelve hours back to Green Bay(due to a snow storm we drove 25mph for two hours which sucked).Now to the part of the story every one will laugh at during the vonbondies show I got bored so I went into the "DJ room" to watch and make sure no shit blew up so sitting behind the stage surounded by curtains watching the lights go up and down I got thirsty as I am walking out a woman who I would not classify as my normal go to when trying to get laid walks up to me crying she tells me her ex boyfriend said she was fat I lied and said he is an idiot.(while not grotesque in her fatness she was 165-175 5'9) Any way this simple lie scores me a bj and while this is happening lady gaga music turns on, not poker face which would have put my story over the top of awesome it was still funny because that was the song I was singing in my head. Woooooooooo! Ric flair strut all the way home.



my computer took a shit so this will be my last entry for a while also i can't steal a vonbondies video


how ever here is devildriver